THE GREASE PIT QUESTIONS FORMER CHRYSLER BASS PLAYER KNUCKLES









Seeing as how you got your shit together and left JC before it could ruin your life... how are things post JC?:
Still on the run, scooping crap out of my sons ass, writing a book on the underground Cock fighting circuit in Latin America called "La Revolucion!"
"The Gums are good but the teeth have got to go" was my dentists reply. Staying away from malls (that's where the unstable ones gather)thinking of removing all my hair, wrapping up school soon and making music.


What is your high point and low point of your time in Jesus Chrysler?:
High point - Recording the CD's
Low point - Rocording the CD's


Yes or no:

Have you ever ended a date with the phrase "Not in the face.":No.


Seen of the JC members "members"?":Partial nudity.


Sunbathed nude.":Does fucking in the sun count?


Had naughty thoughts about a barnyard animal?":Some photos are available at BIG YELLOW MOTHER


Eaten a banana in a hardware store.":No.


Sang the chorus to "Cherry Pie".":Yes.



You joined the band when Garret was still playing Guitar. After that experience you have to be able to walk into the smelliest shit-house and shout "Bring it on bitch! I've smelled Garret Butler in a garage for hours on end!"
I had an unfortunate experience of having some pre-shit ass juice leak out of my ass while I was driving once in rush hour, an hour and a half of warm shit... yet Garret takes the cake!


Tell us something about the following people that we may not know:

BAKKO:My buddy Bakko once took the time to point out to me that one of the girls in a "Girls Gone Wild" video looked surprisingly familiar, in fact it was my wife. Thanks Bakko


SHAGGZ:An ex-wwf wrestler, had to quit due to huge riots. mainly by fat women, wanting to nail him. I had to tell Shaggs sorry


GOOSE:There wasn't much there, let's see......................... still nothing. Next question.


GARRETT:He thought we were "somehow related". I hope not.


GLENN "DICK-ASS" BOGAN:He's my father, dad? Where are you?


TOOL-EY:What happened to him? One day he was just gone.


SORGY:He offered me ass sex once. I declined.


HECHTL:Hechtl is actually a large samoan man, trapped.


Who the hell does Bakko think he is?
The best fuck in town according to some women.


If Shaggz averages 10 words per sentence, how many can you understand?
Between 0 and 2.74 words..


Name your 5 favorite JC songs.
Behind
Fever
Mood Ring
Airbourne
Holy Roller

Bakko is writing a script called "Bangin' Dudes". Any turth to the rumor that you are cast as the lead?
I don't have to bang dudes do?



What made you decide it was time for Knuckles to move on?
I Kept pissing myself.


You recently became a father. Do you realize how scary that is to people who know you?
I'm a fear fiend.


When was the last time you were in Owatonna?
6 to 8 mos. ago drove through, emptied the ashtray, it looked the same.


Pick one of the following:

RIDE/BURN OUT:Ride


OFFICE BAR/JUNGLE:Orfice


HARTKE/PEAVEY:Peatke


BE RICH/IBANEZ:Ibanez


GOOSE/GARRETT:Both decent, why the drama though.


THE LAB/7TH ST. :7th St..


MINNEAPOLIS/ST.PAUL:Minneapolis.


NINE POUND KILLER/D.T.O. :Killer.


DUDES/CHICKS:Bitches


QUITTING 2nd TIME/QUITTING 3rd TIME:2nd


McGILLICUDDY/REVV:I have to say McGilliutty, since I don't know REVV that well.


TOOL-EY/GATOR:Tool Man


BLOWING GLASS/SUCKING ASS:Sucking ass.


You ever have "What if" types of thoughts now that you are strapped with a wife a kid and responsibility?:
What if I had turned myself when I had the chance?... What if you were born the opposite gender?... What if the gays and the lezzies plan to actually mate, and bear children sometime in the future?... What if bush is the devil?... What if it's all a hallucination reflecting itself in its dirty reflection of so called life, dreams, ideals, before you get hit by that fucking semi and the light just goes out, What then bitch huh?


What kind of advice would have given Goose had he come to you to ask for help leaving Jesus Chrysler?
COMMIT SUICIDE, HERE'S A GUN.


Since we're talking about Goose... how many times do you think he was dropped on his head by the time he was 2?
By that time the damage was done.


When watchng the video for "Airbourne", you and Bakko are the only ones who try to look cool jumping off the dock. What the hell was up with Goose and Shaggz?
They Suck! And hey I haven't even seen the video.


In your life how many times did Goose say "Dude" in your presence? You know he had a girlfriend!
Thousands, and always so chipper.


When Bakko and Dick-Ass would fight in the studio, what would the rest of you do?
Drink more and mash it all down.


Why was Bakko such an ass to Goose? Is he in denial? Doesn't he realize he's the reason Goose quit? What a jerk
Deny all you want, you know when you're right.


Why are you afraid of circumcision and have you passed this fear onto your newborn?
There is no fear, I will not slaughter my cock for a new "trendy" look, chicks dig the extra skin, nibbling material, play peek a boo with them, wider spread of urine when wizzing, it looks longer, these are only some of the advantages.
And I will respect the little guys privacy.


Give us a re-cap of your time in JC from your eyes. Alll the ups and downs. Feel free to call anyone (Bakko) out if you need to. But tell us what it's like to look back at ths whole mess.
Pretty much a drunken blur of the unkown, Made some good friends, no real enemies, learned how to play loud, I guess nothing ever stops so it was a great learning experience, it was what it was.