HATE MAIL





This first one comes from our buddy Tom Sheridan:

You are using the name of the Lord in vain. You can you another name for your band OTHER THAN Christ's name, hello??!!

BAKKO'S REPLY:
God... is that You?


TOM COMES BACK WITH:

I do NOT claim to be GOD, sir! But is it in YOUR best interest to use a different name, got it??!!

BAKKO'S REPLY:Ok at least clear something up for me. What part of God's law deems it OK to threaten me. Shouldn't pray for me or something. Aren't you forced to love us?You are pretty angry for someone who I presume is a god fearing man. Maybe being a bible banger isn't working out for you. Come to the dark side. JOIN US! And stop using such a large font. It's really hard to read your eloquent messages when I have to scroll back and forth. And maybe you could take a minute to proofread them before you send it. Hey! Isn't the internet evil? Oooh! I'm gonna tell god on you!

Jesus loves you!

Possible new names for the band. Tell us which you prefer.
God's Balls
Jesus Titty Fuck
Biblical Bastards
Jesus Chevy
Hammer And Nail
Easter Sucks



OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS A CHAP NAMED ERIC WHO CLAIMS ONLY SPANISH SPEAKING FOLKS CAN TALK TO JESUS. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND ANYONE IF THEY SPEAK TO ME IN SPANISH?:

After careful review of your song "I Know Jesus," it is apparent you either don't really know Jesus, or you need to begin taking the whole pill. As a close personal friend of Jesus, I don't think he knows you either. Besides, if you don't speak Spanish, you couldn't even talk to him any way.
On a different note, my Junior High class is having a Talent Contest, and I think you guys would do really good in it. If you're interested, just email me back and I'll get the info on it for you.
You're website is better than your music.
My girlfriend says she really doesn't have anything to say to you.
Have a nice day.

Warm regards,

Eric Oberg

BAKKO'S REPLY:Sounds like someone wants to be added to the mailing list!